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Slytherin, Vampire Slayer, Time Travler, Knight of the Round Table, Nerdfighter, Fan Girl, Jedi Master, Secret Agent, Ninja-Pirate, Sailor Scout, Pokemon Breeder, Disney Princess, Consulting Detective, Werewolf. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I'm not obsessed, I'm slightly enamored.